Robert Jr has been really stressed out about the end of the world so he went to a psychic to get his paw read in order to discover his fate. According to Robert Jr, the psychic foretold that, yes, indeed the Mayan prophecy was correct, but, more importantly, incomplete. The destruction of the world as we know it is upon us, but from the ashes a god-like figure will emerge and rule in absolute power and subjugate all humans. He will be known by his too tiny head and abundant fat rolls. His reign will be eternal and cruel. He will judge all humans with an iron paw and effortlessly bend them to his will. All those who remain will be required to offer up fancy feast and a blood offering as tribute or face total annihilation.
If there was ever a time to get on Robert Jr's good side, it's now.
I just renewed Robert Jr.'s subscription to Cat Fancy.
ReplyDeletePlease spare your humble minion!