Piss-Poor

Robert Jr has become a friggin bully. He thinks that just because he is turning 1 soon he can do as he pleases. I told Robert Jr that if he didn't have an attitude adjustment I would cancel his birthday party on Saturday faster than he can say Quidditch! I mean it, I'm sick of his rotten, piss-poor attitude. He just thinks he knows everything and is too good for everyone and he shouldn't be reduce to common curtesy. I hate to say it, but Robert Jr has gotten waaaaaay too big for his britches (literally and figuratively). I've given him a curfew, stopped his subscription to "Cat Fancy" magazine, and limited his internet browsing time. I'm at my wit's end and I just don't know what to do. No one told be being a parent would be this hard.